•  (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
• Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
•  (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
• Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
• Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
•  (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
• Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

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……. how that can be cute, Ber, how. I CAN FEEL THE SHAME OF MARTÍN FROM HERE. |’D /… you have too much pictures trufax.

MY NAME ISN’T BER

I KNEW IT! YOU HAVE ANOTHER GIRL IN YOUR LIFE DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8!!!!!

/slaps and runs away crying

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baby toco toucan

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ta-ble:

couldn’t afford a blanket 

stop laughing at his expense

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agentmlovestacos:

*i am dead*

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